It's Kyla's World🌍

So this Easter the Lord has put it in my heart to bless you with some major keys.

Contrary to popular belief ( or the fact I told you guys I couldn’t keep a man here ), I have managed to find a unicorn to accept my crazy ways. But it was definitely thorough a VERY long vetting process; because as I found out last year, the single world ain’t no joke (Lord please don’t make me go back!).

I met the player, the liar, the cryer, the heartless and the downright weird! I took so many L’s in 2017, so I thought I’d detail some of the signs to save my fellow sisters time.

Disclaimer! If you come across any of the below issa red flag, but there are like 100 more & I’m not telling you to give up on the man… but girl he may not be it.
< click here to watch Wally British explain a few other red flags!>

The Psychiatrist – “My ex is crazy”
Now 25% of the time that might be true, however, you need to think, is she just crazy or has he driven her to insanity? I always like to ask about past relationships because if they’re trash, there’s usually a cycle or pattern of trash behaviour. If all his exes, his baby mum and the girl that just happens to ring his phone all the time (which he swears is not his GF) are all crazy and he’s the only common denominator, surely it may not be them? Sis save yourself now… IT’S HIM! 🚩

Mr/Mrs Inconsistent – {2 days later} “Sorry I’ve just seen this”
You haven’t just seen it. You saw it and ignored it for two days. Now you’re bored, so you want to reply. If this happens once I’d give it the side eye, but it’s excusable. But like the saying goes ” people make time for what they want to make time for”. The last-minute cancellations, doing Casper for days at a time and genuinely just being flakey is a NO. Three times or more… now that’s definitely a red flag. It’s not about them replying every 5 minutes, but if they don’t care enough to check in on you or be a consistent part of your life, you’re obviously not memorable enough for them. 🚩🚩

Hey Dracula  – {12:05 am} ” What you up to b?” 
Let’s set the scene. It’s just gone midnight and your binge-watching Netflix because you’ve made an excuse not to go out #TeamAntisocial (or is this just me?). Then you get that “What you doing tonight” message. <insert trash boys name here> only ever messages you at ridiculous times and it always centres around the idea that YOU need to leave YOUR humble abode to see HIM. We all know what kind of things that happen at scary hours, and clearly that’s all he wants. So get you a cross and some garlic and repel them all (unless you’re just looking for a… then do your thing girl!) 🚩🚩🚩

Master of Mixed Signals ” I’m not looking for anything serious”
Then proceeds to do everything that someone in a serious relationship would do. You go on dates and you cant date other people and you spend all your time together, but it’s all under the understanding that “you’re just having fun”.  This is a safety net. It’s the easiest way to get relationship privileges without any of the responsibilities or commitment. DO NOT FALL FOR IT. You will not change him, no matter how much you cook, clean, buy gifts and give him the best sex of his life, you won’t convince someone to be with you. So please do not waste your time, I’ve been there, done that and got the t-shirt for all of us! 🚩🚩🚩🚩

It’s truly a jungle out here and there are some great people out there! But believe me, you may have to kiss a few frogs before the prince arrives ( when I say a few I’m lying. More like a dozen). But hey that’s what life is about, taking them L’s and bouncing back like the baddie you are! Keep an eye out for those flags and get out there because… YOLO.